It all depends on where you live!
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat
People in Michigan plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Gulf Coast people shiver uncontrollably.
People in Kalamazoo sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Grand River gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Arizonians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Tucson all die.
Michiganders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies.........door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start their diesel trucks.
460 (-459.67 F below zero):
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat
People in Michigan plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Gulf Coast people shiver uncontrollably.
People in Kalamazoo sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Grand River gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Arizonians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Tucson all die.
Michiganders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies.........door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start their diesel trucks.
460 (-459.67 F below zero):
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late
