Ok, recap...
A wasted day.
Found out the secret to the reinstalling the alternator though.
1) Follow the write up save one thing - don't disconnect the sway bar, simple turn the wheel all the way to the left. Sway bar and connector will drop out of the way.
2) After removing alternator, remove three bolts from alternator mounting plate. If you have already removed the North/South bolt from the L bracket, you only need to remove the two closest to the passenger side wheel.
3) Remove bracket from vehicle.
4) aquire metal hammer or 3/4" metal plate.
5) Place hammer or plate into bracket channel between mounting holes for alternator.
6) Install alternator mounting bolts into mounting bracket backwards (from passengers side) by hand until tips are touching hammer/plate.
7) Spray metal bushings with lubricant (WD40).
8) Slowly tighten bolt until hammer/plate is flush with opposing side. Notice metal bushings have been pushed out to create clearance in mounting plate.
9) Reinstall alternator mounting plate on engine block.
10) Place alternator mounting bolt in upper hole from drivers side and let hang. Make sure not to insert too far.
11) Insert and connect alternator
12) Thread lower alternator bolt from passenger side.
13) Position alternator with ease.
14) slowly screw in lower alternator bolt to support alternator.
15) From top, press in alternator bolt and tighten to "finger tight".
16) From bottom, remove alternator bolt and install correctly - fully tighten down.
17) From top, tighten down alternator bolt.
18) Continue as usual.
As you tighten down the mounting bolts completely, the metal bushings will move in and pinch down on the alternator.
About the L bracket... lol Without it you can't go over 4500 RPMs. 8)
And about the club, there should be one. Let's think about the project...
1) All bolts are put into a place where they can only be reached reasonably during assembly.
2) Complete front drivetrain/suspension disassembly is recommended by the manufacturer.
3) Ford employees dispise this job.
4) Compare this to the alternator change on a Chevy Suburban - 20 minutes tops...
Anyway, what I need help on now is how to get the L bracket bolt to block back in. My arms are too big to come down from the top; too big to come from wheel well; and I can't find a path from below. If there is any insight in getting this in, I would greatly appreciate in.
Thanks for the great write up and help from the members. Now I have to go repent of all the engineers I condemned to hell today.