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Oh give it up, you love the cock.

Don't be mad because Elky makes light of the flamboyantly gay stereotype. Not everybody knows about your repressed homosexuality, and that you secretly masterbate to tranny granny videos while you cry in your closet, mascara running as you weep from your lonely hunger for man sausage. Don't be angry just because your dad caught you stealing money from his wallet and when he started smacking you around for it, you yelled "Oh hit me harder dad! Oh yeah give it to me! Put it in me!" Causing him to forever have a worried expression on his face, afraid of the day he is too old and feeble to fend off your sexual advances on his poop chute. That's your problem and yours alone, don't bring your ****ty attitude here.

Just my opinion.

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Oh give it up, you love the cock.

Don't be mad because Elky makes light of the flamboyantly gay stereotype. Not everybody knows about your repressed homosexuality, and that you secretly masterbate to tranny granny videos while you cry in your closet, mascara running as you weep from your lonely hunger for man sausage. Don't be angry just because your dad caught you stealing money from his wallet and when he started smacking you around for it, you yelled "Oh hit me harder dad! Oh yeah give it to me! Put it in me!" Causing him to forever have a worried expression on his face, afraid of the day he is too old and feeble to fend off your sexual advances on his poop chute. That's your problem and yours alone, don't bring your ****ty attitude here.

Just my opinion.

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this kind of **** is what makes life worth living, hilarious retarded bull**** that makes us laugh because nobody is being serious, if you really get bothered by stuff like that then you have issues of your own, its not us who have the issues.

I guess since ELKY teabagged an SVT Contour at SZ last year, that makes him gay. BTW, that was a hilarious video.
 
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Nothin' but FAG's

I don't understand how someone can act gay just to play around and be funny. It looks like a side that your comfortable with even if your playing around.

Just my opinion.

The Buddha is not pleased. Let's keep it clean before I have to break out the ban stick.
 
I didn't say that to hurt anyones feelings. I just don't understand why people do that. There are plenty of things to do if you want to be funny but acting gay is all you. I aint gonna have no part in it.

By the way someone said "How old is 99se" I'm 27.

I'm on here to make friends with fellow contour owners not to be an a$$. Everyone gives there own opinion about things so "Lighten Up" people.
 
I got all kinds of help on here earlier and now you guys are bashing me down.

I'm you guys have opinions about things too. Some good and some bad. If people don't want to hear the bad ones then they shouldn't put up pictures like that.
 
I believe we need to clear something up right now. Elky is acting "female" in that picture, not acting "gay".
It's ok to make fun of wimmenz cuz they're retarded.
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and Hetfield, I have also gained 10 pounds since last year. :blackeye:
 
I believe we need to clear something up right now. Elky is acting "female" in that picture, not acting "gay".
It's ok to make fun of wimmenz cuz they're retarded.
;)

and Hetfield, I have also gained 10 pounds since last year. :blackeye:

Oh, I see gay people act like that. And I have lost 10 pounds since the start of the year :)
 
If people don't want to hear the bad ones then they shouldn't put up pictures like that.

And if you don't want an entire forum to come down on you, it's probably a better idea to STFU and not start calling respected veterans of the board fags. Let's also not ignore the fact that if you're not willing to take heat over calling someone out... this isn't the forum for you.

Just a thought.
 
I got all kinds of help on here earlier and now you guys are bashing me down.

I'm you guys have opinions about things too. Some good and some bad. If people don't want to hear the bad ones then they shouldn't put up pictures like that.

You've been around since November; I'm surprised you haven't picked up on this earlier. Those of us who know each other will give each other a lot of crap, and it's cool. It's different coming from someone none of us have met or haven't known very long.

For example, I know Kevin (I-Dom-In-VIII Tina). That means I can moon him while he's sleeping at SZ and then post the pictures all over the Internet. Yeah, I said it.
 
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