Turbocharge It

[dairdevyld]

Hilarious thread by my roommate on my other forum. Enjoy one and all.
See below.

 

[todras]

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[dairdevyld]

Oops my bad guys. You have to register to see it. I'll try to copy the entire post and put it up.

 

[dairdevyld]

Thus, I give you a new Tech Article: Turbocharging your Corona.
First, off I must give a disclaimer: this is indeed a violation of Man Law. However, rules are made to be broken right?
We begin with the basics. You need a lime, a Corona, and a shot of Cuervo Citrico (or if you dislike tequila, roll deep with Absolut Citrona.)
1. Acquire a Corona by whichever means possible. 12 of them are better.

2. Also, it will be necessary to add this, this is the forced induction, this is the bewst to the beer. (Sry about pic quality, but afte a few of these it will look the same anyway.)

3. We begin. Drink said Corona down to the neck of the bottle.
3a. Forcibly induce Jose Cuervo Citrico.

4. Add lime wedge, and do the infamous Corona "dip". If you don't know what this is, look elsewhere, I don't feel like typing it. Fruiting the beer violates the man law, but it also smooths out the flavor and makes the tequila magically disappear.

5. Enjoy. The Turbocharged Corona is indeed stronger, you can feel the boost really come on at about 5psi. It is also quite smooth, and makes you quite relaxed.

Recipe from random dude in Vegas. Additions from Matt with the S-10 Xtreme.

If you are under the age of 21 do not attempt. Drinking while under the age of 21 is illegal as is drinking and driving. None of the afforementioned activities should be tried if you are driving or will be driving. Thank you.

 

[Bronco_WRX]

I've always called that a "Loaded Corona"

 

[Hammy1105]

I call em Patrona, but I use Silver Patron instead of Jose

 

[todras]

www.tequiza.com This sounds like it tastes a lot better though.

 

[Steeda...]

dude tequiza is da BOMB!!!!!!!

 

[BloodyTomFlint]

You guys waste Patron by putting it in that bad beer? THAT should be a violation of Man Law!

 

[Hydramatic]

You guys waste Patron by putting it in that bad beer? THAT should be a violation of Man Law!

+1
Corona tastes like ass.

 

[Jeb Hoge]

+1
Corona tastes like ass.

On its own, yeah. But ice-cold with a lime (and maybe a shot of tequila), as long as you're not expecting it to be anything but a lightweight lager, it's passable.

 

[Tourige]

Corona warm is nasty.

Corona cold with a lime.. SOOOO GOOD

 

[CSVT1214]

Corona warm is nasty.

Corona cold with a lime.. SOOOO GOOD

+1

I can't wait till September when I'll be sipping away at those on the beach in Mexico.

 

[dairdevyld]

You know how to make me soooooo jealous Tony. Bring me I like Mexico, I speak some spanish. Yo quiero tus SVT!! Lol.

BloodyTomFlint it's not Patron, it's Jose Cuervo Citrico. Not much difference except about 25 bucks.

 

[Tourige]

I only drink Corona in the summer. its a total summer beer for me.

In the winter i drink Rickards and guiness and stuff.

 

[BloodyTomFlint]

BloodyTomFlint it's not Patron, it's Jose Cuervo Citrico. Not much difference except about 25 bucks.

Lets try this again. And there is a HUGE difference.

I call em Patrona, but I use Silver Patron instead of Jose

 

[CarpePoon]

www.tequiza.com This sounds like it tastes a lot better though.

That brings back memories of the parties you and I attended at Western. That and those damn Redekers with their wheat thins.

 

[todras]

LMAO! Brandon puking on the steps.:laugh:

 

[ElKy]

www.tequiza.com This sounds like it tastes a lot better though.

wow...i havent had that in years...i wasnt aware that they still made it!