Try this on for size.

My GF company allows "life partners" to put their significant others on thier insurance. Really nice company huh?






















But you know what, they won't let us be on the same policy because we are of the opposite sex and they don't consider us "life partners".

Just a Plain SE. AKA Big Country I maybe path914's B**** now, but wait until he needs his clutch done. We will see WHO is WHO's B**** then!