Scorpion8
Hard-core CEG'er
I guess my wife is somewhere in between, which is what I like ...... just like boobs: not too big, not too small ....
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I guess my wife is somewhere in between, which is what I like ...... just like boobs: not too big, not too small ....
PeppermintPatty
Is a bad kind of man, like that Jodie Foster
bed?
you dont need one of those...
thats why they invented the floor, the couch, chairs, caskets, stairs, desks, counters, cars, workbenches, trunks, pool tables, benches, bathtubs, bowling alleys, libraries, parks....do i need to continue?
OMG!
:shocked: I can't believe you!
I've never done it on a chair before!
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
Elky has a thing about "christening" everything around him...
:laugh:
:laugh:
PeppermintPatty
Is a bad kind of man, like that Jodie Foster
I thought that had to do w/ his nutsak?
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
omfg that seat is a riot!
We need to find one to buy Elky or at least find someone that can craft it for him.
We need to find one to buy Elky or at least find someone that can craft it for him.
Scorpion8
Hard-core CEG'er
3 AM boob and "hide the yule log", and then back to sleep.....Friday is starting off good!
elraido
I kant speel
I, yeah, ummmm....really didn't need to see that. Thanks. Big puppies FTW!!!
that chair rules!!!
but i think the nut recesses need to be enlarged.
but i think the nut recesses need to be enlarged.
ctmystique
Hard-core CEG'er
One of the best places was on a golf course green late at night under the moon light sky. Man that grass feels good.
haha and the thought of the look on the golfers face the next morning when he reached into the cup to retrieve his ball and a condom is stuck to it ....
and doing it in a sand trap is nothing like doing it on the beach
ctmystique
Hard-core CEG'er
What's a condom??
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
lol kinda funny when that line gets turned back on Elky after all these years of him using it on other people. :laugh:
You people are kinky!
BloodyTomFlint
Three-balled plunderer of booty
"Only sailors use condoms baby."
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BloodyTomFlint
Three-balled plunderer of booty
Oh by the way, strip club for me tonight!
ctmystique
Hard-core CEG'er
Isn't everynight?
waiting for proof:shrug:
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
strip clubs in your area allow cameras inside? :shrug:
jolly8286
Hard-core CEG'er
act like your trying to get reception on your cellphone?:shrug:
don't know never been allowed to go in one
Scorpion8
Hard-core CEG'er
don't know never been allowed to go in one
Allowed? Is this a she-who-must-be-obeyed thing, or a panties not big enough thing? :laugh: