TUFTOUR
Hard-core CEG'er
This is a thread to help Ian meet girls...what he needs are ideas on how to start conversations. Let the fun begin...
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Help Ian!
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yamaha racer 686
Hard-core CEG'er
ohh i meet girls. and ive said hi to the hot redhead :drool: haha.
i spit an ok game just some chicks just make me stop and :drool:
i spit an ok game just some chicks just make me stop and :drool:
1BadCSVT
Veteran CEG'er
Just get them drunk and you'll be fine. That's what I did with my g/f. I got set up randomly with her for a sorority formal, got her drunk, and a little 2 years later she's still stuck with me and we're living together.
yamaha racer 686
Hard-core CEG'er
dude thats awsome but two problems with where i go A. theres no sorority. B theres not many chicks C. theres alot of dude D. im weak and dont like to fight haha but dude thats pretty sweet way to meet a girl man
TourEnvy
Hard-core CEG'er
Say that you think there is something wrong with your phone, and when they ask you whats wrong....say "It doesnt have your number in it."
TUFTOUR
Hard-core CEG'er
or ask her name and tell her you need a number to help you remember it...lol
ilive4sports
Hard-core CEG'er
Tell her you lost your teddy bear and was wondering if you could sleep with her instead...
yamaha racer 686
Hard-core CEG'er
ohh i like that one. i slept in a girls room already. by in her room i mean a different bed by myself haha
TUFTOUR
Hard-core CEG'er
you should keep that story to yourself...remember, we're trying to help you, lol...
zorrex
Enjoys the Abuse
Quickest way to a girl's heart is through laughter. Make her laugh, then she'll be begging to be in the same bed as you...or something like that :laugh:
yamaha racer 686
Hard-core CEG'er
well u know i just cant be a complete dick or ******* to chicks. its a weakness.
ilive4sports
Hard-core CEG'er
I agree, i mean i havent had the best of luck with the ladies as of yet but lately it hasnt been too bad:laugh:
1BadCSVT
Veteran CEG'er
Well I tell you what, she actually didn't even go to my college. She went to Duquesne University in Pittsburgh. She was sorority sisters with one of my good friends. So don't worry about your college....just go troll another college.
Oh yeah you're really going to hate me now too...........not only did I land a great girl, she's extremely smart too. She's actually in her 2nd year in Temple Med School. She just got me a shirt that says "Smart men marry doctor's". LOL.
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
Best line to use...EVER.
"Nice shoes...wanna ****?"
"Nice shoes...wanna ****?"
Smalls
Addicted CEG'er
thats soooooooooooooo old glenn
Checker'd SVT
CEG'er
Helping Ian
Helping Ian
You need to watch the Pickup Artist on VH1.... LOL Funny show.
Here's a good line for you...
Ask them if they knew 93% of woman masterbate in the shower and 7% sing. (Most likely they didn't) Than ask them what the 7% sing. (Most will say I don't know...) Then tell them they must be one of the 93%.
Helping Ian
You need to watch the Pickup Artist on VH1.... LOL Funny show.
Here's a good line for you...
Ask them if they knew 93% of woman masterbate in the shower and 7% sing. (Most likely they didn't) Than ask them what the 7% sing. (Most will say I don't know...) Then tell them they must be one of the 93%.
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
It doesn't change the fact that it is the best, which is what I said.
redneckboarder
CEG'er
yea it is old but ive seen it work plenty of times, u just gotta have the balls to do it.
DanMyers
Hard-core CEG'er
Ask them if they knew 93% of woman masterbate in the shower and 7% sing. (Most likely they didn't) Than ask them what the 7% sing. (Most will say I don't know...) Then tell them they must be one of the 93%.
I thought he was trying to get laid, not laid out?:shrug: