Allen in the off season.

[Buddy Palumbo]

nerf football youve got to be kidding thats really really sad.

I was throwing the nerf with a really cute Hawaiian girl that liked me (& vice-versa) . The grass was wet , she was a terrible football thrower , it went down the hill , I went after it & slipped . When I slipped , I went backwards & my elbow hit , shoving my arm/collarbone up & it went SNAP ... it hurt - REALLY bad . So I got to visit a hospital near Indiana , PA ... while I was there , ya know .

 

[yamaha racer 686]

well thats better then just saying u were throwing it

 

[LUCA]

I was throwing the nerf with a really cute Hawaiian girl that liked me (& vice-versa) . The grass was wet , she was a terrible football thrower , it went down the hill , I went after it & slipped . When I slipped , I went backwards & my elbow hit , shoving my arm/collarbone up & it went SNAP ... it hurt - REALLY bad . So I got to visit a hospital near Indiana , PA ... while I was there , ya know .

That sucks!
Did she at least stick around to make ya feel better?

 

[TUFTOUR]

or at least give you a leis...?

 

[Buddy Palumbo]

IIRC it happened the last day of vacation - had to go home afterwards (was years ago - don't exactly remember) . She moved away later on & I lost contact with her .

 

[Pen_Two]

Did she at least stick around to make ya feel better?

Since when do they do this? Every woman I've had around causes nothing but misery.

 

[Buddy Palumbo]

Most ... but not all .

 

[TUFTOUR]

Most ... but not all .

Careful, I hear Chris loading her gun...

 

[Buddy Palumbo]

Careful, I hear Chris loading her gun...

I did say "but not all ..."

 

[Pen_Two]

Allen, care to give me the directions to this so called "Not All" group of women?

...and no I don't want a plane ticket to Korea/Japan. :laugh:

 

[Buddy Palumbo]

Allen, care to give me the directions to this so called "Not All" group of women?

...and no I don't want a plane ticket to Korea/Japan. :laugh:

LOL !!

 

[LUCA]

(was years ago - don't exactly remember) . .

Nothing happened or you would have remembered.

Careful, I hear Chris loading her gun...

It's always loaded.

Allen, care to give me the directions to this so called "Not All" group of women?

...and no I don't want a plane ticket to Korea/Japan. :laugh:

Italy, my friend, Italy. She'll cook, clean and be at your service 24/7.

You're young yet, have fun, worry about the other stuff later.

 

[Pen_Two]

Yeah but those Italian women can kick my ass.

I think that plane ticket to Japan is looking mighty fine.

 

[LUCA]

Not all of them silly.

 

[Pen_Two]

Not all? What...like 3%? :laugh:

 

[LUCA]

Why would they want to kick your arse? You be nice to them and they cook, clean, do your laundry, iron,....

 

[Buddy Palumbo]

Yea , why should all women be mean to you , when it's a well known fact that men do most of the work in bed :shocked: ?!?!

 

[TUFTOUR]

Poor MJ...

 

[LUCA]

LMAO! These threads keep taking nose dives.

Most is the key word.

 

[Pen_Two]

Why would they want to kick your arse? You be nice to them and they cook, clean, do your laundry, iron,....

You'd have to see it from my perspective and what I've gone through. :blackeye: