cruises8
CEG'er
We will be there. Costume was ready 2 weeks ago. Is everyone going to wear a costume? They better...it is a dang Halloween party!
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Halloween partay! October 21st
- Thread starter ElKy
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costumes are required for admission!!
Cueball
CEG'er
What if I don't wanna wear a friggin costume?
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
How hard is it to wear a wife beater t shirt and a pair of jeans?
Mr. Clean = easy costume.
Cueball
CEG'er
Well I'd have to bleach the eye brows and get an earring too!
you stand outside all night.
you dont have to bleach the eyebrows, just put some white makeup on them. as for teh earing..you can easily find a fake clip on one or something
bump....in the road.
hope everybody has their costumes ready!!!
hope everybody has their costumes ready!!!
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
parking:
Should we all just park where space is available on the street, or are you allowing parking on the grass out back?
Should we all just park where space is available on the street, or are you allowing parking on the grass out back?
if it is dry, and you are spending the night i will recommend back yard parking.
if you are just coming for a few hours i will say street parking would be your best bet.
hey kim, howabouta sticky?
if you are just coming for a few hours i will say street parking would be your best bet.
hey kim, howabouta sticky?
cruises8
CEG'er
As ready as we can be!
we will try to make it but Jess has to work until 9 saturday night ... I may come myself for awhile but I am not sure yet
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
In light of this coming weekend's festivities, I give you:
Alcoholoroscopes
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Drinking style: Capricorn is described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful & seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. If they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, & they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up & enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Drinking style: Aquarius & drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, & if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they are too preoccupied with their duties to get combative & make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they 're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people & capable of
holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.
PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive
personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli & Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who
needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas & wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read
two ways you know.
ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party & sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy,
fun drunks, & they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but
they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone & done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets & tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining & dining (or Bud & buddies) to body shots & barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) & is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty &
short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing some-thing unbelievable in an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (& uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- & may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon bblanc & limoncello) for their own amusement.
CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- & an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio & Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties & insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired & emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (& spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer
will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, & you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka & soda.
LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink & dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, & usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity & turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- & perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) & expect a sheepish (& hung over) Lion to make it up to you the
next day.
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, & they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (& surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the sub genius IQ!
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Drinking style: "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so damned social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle & relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's
events entirely. Oops!
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you & quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, & screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, & not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists & dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Drinking style: In vino veritas -- &, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets & many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins & Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hi-jinks aresure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
Alcoholoroscopes
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Drinking style: Capricorn is described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful & seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. If they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, & they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up & enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Drinking style: Aquarius & drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, & if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they are too preoccupied with their duties to get combative & make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they 're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist) Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people & capable of
holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.
PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive
personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli & Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who
needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas & wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read
two ways you know.
ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party & sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy,
fun drunks, & they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but
they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone & done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets & tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining & dining (or Bud & buddies) to body shots & barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) & is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty &
short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing some-thing unbelievable in an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (& uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- & may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon bblanc & limoncello) for their own amusement.
CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- & an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio & Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties & insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired & emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (& spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer
will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, & you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka & soda.
LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Drinking style: Leo likes to drink & dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, & usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity & turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- & perhaps not with the one who brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) & expect a sheepish (& hung over) Lion to make it up to you the
next day.
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, & they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (& surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the sub genius IQ!
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Drinking style: "I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so damned social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle & relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's
events entirely. Oops!
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you & quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, & screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, & not as a personality-altering tool - though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists & dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Drinking style: In vino veritas -- &, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets & many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins & Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hi-jinks aresure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
haha
those are pretty good.
i am a capricorn!
jess is an aquarius, hers if off a little, she is not a good DD, she doenst know when to stop!
haha
those are pretty good.
i am a capricorn!
jess is an aquarius, hers if off a little, she is not a good DD, she doenst know when to stop!
haha
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
Aries here.
A big no on the shots part, but everything else seems spot on.
A big no on the shots part, but everything else seems spot on.
hotdimmes
Hard-core CEG'er
Haha, I dont know if i like being called a "Fabulous dancer" (Leo) I can't make it to the halloween party but i will give you a hint at my costume: "Snap into a Slim Jim! Ohhhh yeaahhhh"
you're going as a Snap-a-lope?
AWesome!!
i want a snap-a-lope!
AWesome!!
i want a snap-a-lope!
hotdimmes
Hard-core CEG'er
I'm pretty sure i dont even know what a snap a lope is.
heres a better hint:
heres a better hint:
seen the recent commercials?
hotdimmes
Hard-core CEG'er
after thinking about it for entirely too long, I do infact know what a snapalope is :nonono:
I usually just download all my tv commercial free and in widescreen :laugh:
I usually just download all my tv commercial free and in widescreen :laugh:
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
btw Mike and I most likely won't stay overnight. We's gots shiz to do at home on Sunday.
So you can forget my dibs on the futon. JSmith can have it instead.
So you can forget my dibs on the futon. JSmith can have it instead.