NE-CEG boob conversation

[zorrex]

Well, I like not having STD's :blackeye: :laugh:

 

[ElKy]

the make these things now called condoms..say it with me CON-DOM
hehe

 

[PeppermintPatty]

I've been without boobs for an extraordinary amount of time. This whole college thing isn't all it is cracked up to be when you're an engineer

Being a transfer student, a few things got EFFED up. I got stuck without a choice of geneds, and as it turns out, I'll have to take at LEAST 5 classes next semester. I barely have time for anything. This whole girl thing doesn't work when all the awesome girls are taken, lol.

Well, I like not having STD's :blackeye: :laugh:

so you have an answer for everything but how to get laid...:shrug:

the only answer I can see for you is hired p***y...and a condom.

 

[frenchblueC2]

the make these things now called condoms..say it with me CON-DOM
hehe

I'm surprised you know what one is. :laugh:

http://www.contour.org/ubbthreads/s...Old=allposts&Main=90199&Search=true#Post90289

 

[ElKy]

well after that post it got explained to me.
doesn't mean i have ever used one

 

[BrApple]

well after that post it got explained to me.
doesn't mean i have ever used one

http://www.contour.org/ceg-vb/showthread.php?t=35449

that does seem to be the case :laugh:

 

[cobrawannabe]

Being a transfer student, a few things got EFFED up. I got stuck without a choice of geneds, and as it turns out, I'll have to take at LEAST 5 classes next semester. I barely have time for anything. This whole girl thing doesn't work when all the awesome girls are taken, lol.

Follow my lead and just listen to them. Marissa is thrilled with the results:shrug:

 

[Scorpion8]

Your first problem is looking for "awesome" girls. You have to find the ones who are just barely passing ....

Old Navy adage passed on to me as a young snot officer by a very, very knowledgeable Chief Petty Officer: "Go Ugly Early: Walk into any bar, and pick out the battleship with the sleek destroyers moving around her like wolves. Cozy up to the battleship, who will be sooooo enthralled with attention that she'll take you out to her car and do unmentionable things to yourself, your manhood, your ego..... and she'll do them many, many times with such enthusiasm. After that you can use the cozy time afterwards to hang near the destroyers who may be hiding away from the sharks on the floor and use that time wisely."

It works. Trust me.

 

[rouar]

I'm surprised you know what one is. :laugh:

wtf do you have to bring that thread up again for :blackeye:

 

[OB1]

so you have an answer for everything but how to get laid...:shrug:

 

[cobrawannabe]

I am a very big fan of bewbs
:drool:

 

[cobrawannabe]

BEST WEEKEND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For those who helped, PM me for details. Someone had a VERY good time.....:crazy::drool::crazy::drool:

 

[PeppermintPatty]

spill it!




Mine are back to feeling pretty darn good (freakin girl stuff :blackeye, if I do say so myself...I'm quite enjoying them.

 

[frenchblueC2]

lol I take it the new moves worked out well.

 

[zorrex]

Still doesn't compare to my moves wannabe. I managed to score some bewbs this weekend. :crazy:

 

[BrApple]

Still doesn't compare to my moves wannabe. I managed to score some bewbs this weekend. :crazy:

I dunno if I would count taking advantage of the passed out chick at a party "good moves" :laugh:

 

[elraido]

I dunno if I would count taking advantage of the passed out dude with moobs at a party "good moves" :laugh:

fixed

 

[zorrex]

I dunno if I would count taking advantage of the passed out chick at a party "good moves" :laugh:

I wasn't counting that. :laugh:

 

[ElKy]

I wasn't counting that. :laugh:

and fondling yourself doesn't count either!

 

[zorrex]

and fondling yourself doesn't count either!

Fondling C's counts! Sheesh.