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PEN² said:
So what happened to your mindset from that other thread where people on the internet need to not take things so serious? Apparently you didn't FIND the joke in that completely joke post.
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meh.... I'm having an off day

Smokinjoe said:
Guys use the "wife" excuse all the time. "My wife can't drive a stick", "My wife is making me sell my car", "My wife says we need more room in the garage", "My wife says it's to fast for her". I've heard it all, and its all BS.

If the seller said, "I'm selling because I've spent tons of money and I can't keep the POS on the road", obviously anyone would run away from the car.
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Another big possibility
 
Release your sphincters guys, we don't need to rationalize this guy, it's all conjecture anyway. The fact is this guy is probably just an idiot, spelling aside, he thought it was a race car because it had a number on the front bumper.

Just laugh at how ridiculous it is.

Also, even if english is a second language for him, I counted 3 or 4 different spellings of "caliper", each one of them more ridiculous than the last.
 
just wow. someone said it best just the other day, in this day and age young kids are to quick to rely on spell check but then most of them are to lazy to use it

Smokinjoe said:
Guys use the "wife" excuse all the time. "My wife can't drive a stick", "My wife is making me sell my car", "My wife says we need more room in the garage", "My wife says it's to fast for her". I've heard it all, and its all BS.
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i will call BS on some of the excuses that guys use when it comes to their wife. however i'm married and if my wife tells me to get rid of something i'll try to talk her out of it but if she doesn't give in, it gets sold or pitched. i have enough respect for my wife to not try to be the household dicktator plus i enjoy sleeping in a bed (not a couch) and having sex.
 
cetroutt said:
just wow. someone said it best just the other day, in this day and age young kids are to quick to rely on spell check but then most of them are to lazy to use it



i will call BS on some of the excuses that guys use when it comes to their wife. however i'm married and if my wife tells me to get rid of something i'll try to talk her out of it but if she doesn't give in, it gets sold or pitched. i have enough respect for my wife to not try to be the household dicktator plus i enjoy sleeping in a bed (not a couch) and having sex.
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So you wife is your household dictator? Lol, for shame! The way I look at it, if my significant other is pissed and dosen't want to sleep next to me, she can move.
 
Smokinjoe said:
So you wife is your household dictator? Lol, for shame! The way I look at it, if my significant other is pissed and dosen't want to sleep next to me, she can move.
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Or, you piss her off and enjoy some peace and quite while you watch late night TV instead of them wanting to talk with you about your feelings.

So what if I have had my second divorce :p
 
no there is no dictator. we both agree on most things not all but most. no sense in starting fights over piddly crap. i don't need or want the stress and neither does she. i don't get how couples fight all the time or do the separate car, bank account, separate whatever. there is a couple we know and they have separate everything and they constantly fight and their kids are screwed up, it's a mess and we're just not like that. did i mention sex and that i like it.
 
cetroutt said:
no there is no dictator. we both agree on most things not all but most. no sense in starting fights over piddly crap. i don't need or want the stress and neither does she. i don't get how couples fight all the time or do the separate car, bank account, separate whatever. there is a couple we know and they have separate everything and they constantly fight and their kids are screwed up, it's a mess and we're just not like that. did i mention sex and that i like it.
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Just tell her that no sex is not an option. Alright, NOW I'm kidding, lol.

I just thought it was strange when you said, "if my wife tells me to get rid of something..........it gets sold or pitched".

My girl doesn't tell me to do anything. She asks.
 
I must have struck gold with my relationship. My girlfriend understands I have the penis and I can tell her no sex if she really pisses me off. That never happens so I don't have to hold it over her head. Win/Win

On a side note, she hasn't caught on that she can flip the situation around and use her vagina as a weapon. I plan on keeping her ignorant of that truth.
 
PEN² said:
I must have struck gold with my relationship. My girlfriend understands I have the penis and I can tell her no sex if she really pisses me off. That never happens so I don't have to hold it over her head. Win/Win

On a side note, she hasn't caught on that she can flip the situation around and use her vagina as a weapon. I plan on keeping her ignorant of that truth.
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Way to be, ignorance really is bliss.
 
Definitely a different ad, obviously changed, first one talked about how he bought it for his wife but she couldn't drive a manual so he was selling it, said that his "mechanic" told him all sorts of lies like 250mph, and that it's a "race car" because it had a number on the front bumper.

It was overall just silly, and the new one is slightly less silly, but he probably just changed it.
 
PEN² said:
That never happens so I don't have to hold it over her head. Win/Win
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That's called Tea Bagging


no... not a political joke

Smokinjoe said:
I think its nuts these day how many guys will actually admit that their wife wears the pants. How Emasculating!!
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I even tell my EX wife to do the laundry and dishes. And she would still put out if I wanted.
 
Smokinjoe said:
If she doesn't do her chores, does she get a baby powder pimp slap?
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lol... too bad she lives in North Dakota and she is only down every few months when she is getting the kids or stopping for a birthday or something. Unfortunately I only get to take time off folding laundry a few times a year.
 
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