DanMyers
Hard-core CEG'er
It's not sad, it's Scranton, one of the worst places in the world.
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yamaha racer 686
Hard-core CEG'er
people at school make fun of my for my love of the tour. i will make them cry when i blow their doors off (at the strip of course)
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
I should point out the funny part, it was 3 black guys in a Dodge Caliber SXT. :laugh:
It's not funny ... they have taste - at least when it comes to OTHER people's cars 
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!TGO
King of the OFT
PA in general is the worst place in the world.
I've got no problems with the caliber. I think it looks better in person. and you can't argue with the srt that's coming out.
You forgot to add....once they caught up to you they asked what kind of car it was.
No more needs to be said.
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
You forgot to add....once they caught up to you they asked what kind of car it was.
No more needs to be said.
I don't want to get baninated.
yamaha racer 686
Hard-core CEG'er
not me because its where my trash goes
TGO
King of the OFT
lol yeah. but you can't argue with actually being able to walk to the corner store and get something you need as opposed to hiking with a great risk of getting mauled by a mountain lion or something.
or hopping in the car and driving 30 miles to the nearest town.
DanMyers
Hard-core CEG'er
Well PA was much more beautiful when we had a coast....
....but then we threw all our trash into the ocean and Jersey was born, funny thing is that we still haven't learned because we're still throwing all of our trash there.
....but then we threw all our trash into the ocean and Jersey was born, funny thing is that we still haven't learned because we're still throwing all of our trash there.
TGO
King of the OFT
lol i'd pick jersey over pa any day. pa is just too rural...and i don't care for philly or any of the other cities.
maybe when i'm a retired geezer and stop partying.
maybe when i'm a retired geezer and stop partying.
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
Atleast it doesn't cost $100 to get drunk here...like it does in the city. :laugh:
DanMyers
Hard-core CEG'er
Well that's your choice, but personally I love all of the open country, and even more I love the windy well-paved backroads around my house that have virtually no traffic on them ever. Yeah, it's rural, but who wants to live in a big, dirty, overcrowded, polluted, and noisy city anyway? Oh well, that's just my opinion.
TGO
King of the OFT
$6-7 a beer is kinda high, but that's why you drink vodka...amongst other things.
even still, it might cost $100 but there's also a million times better chance the chick you wake up with the next morning will have teeth and won't be your cousin!
Beautiful women. The most beautiful in the country.
I couldn't live in manhatten either. I wouldn't call my neighborhood any of the things you said above, and i'm central to anywhere i need to go.
DanMyers
Hard-core CEG'er
Pen_Two
Is not easliy amused.
Yeah man, I don't know what bars you've been to down here, but a good majority of the ones in Scranton and Wilkes-Barre are nothing but people around my age and some pretty hot wimminz.
TGO
King of the OFT
i only know of 3 hot chicks from PA. Bam MArgera's wife (and i'm not sure where she's from) and one time i was out there and pulled into a gas station and saw 2 pretty hot girls roll up in an eclipse. but, judging by the illegal activities that were happening in my car we didn't say anything to them. then again, it could have been a hallucination.
EDIT: glen, all i'm sayin is if you spent some time in a real NYC club you'd change your tune. You could be all like "i'm not a club person!" but there was a time when i said the same thing. even though i'm semi retired, i've got one more good run in me yet.
but that ridiculous hat won't fly in there.
EDIT: glen, all i'm sayin is if you spent some time in a real NYC club you'd change your tune. You could be all like "i'm not a club person!" but there was a time when i said the same thing. even though i'm semi retired, i've got one more good run in me yet.
but that ridiculous hat won't fly in there.
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I'd take rural over city life ANY day !
PA rocks with it's nice hills & curvy roads that you can actually enjoy driving a sporty car on .
PA rocks with it's nice hills & curvy roads that you can actually enjoy driving a sporty car on .