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You might be a CEG'er if....

Brent372 said:
.... if you go to junkyards at least twice a month, just to see what might have come in...
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thats hilarious, and jsut so damn true, you and sam mid as well pay a "country club" membership to the junkyard so you dont have to keep paying the dollar to walk around! tell them 25 bucks for unlimited entry?!
 
csvtjohnga said:
if you have parts sitting around the house and at your computer desk:cool:
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Haha, that's true... I've got a premium sound bypass harness sitting some interior trim pieces on my desk.

I have my own corner of the garage that is 4 big boxes of Contour/Mystique parts...

And that's not going into what's in the basement... :D
 
-If you have to correct the mechanic calling it an Escort

-If one exhaust tip sticks out further than the other

-If you've replaced the moonroof motor 3+ times

-If you understand that Midnight Red is actually purple
 
Rouar said:
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3. You take the offramps at excessive speeds hoping that some idiot in a Pontiac will follow you trying to do the same.
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ROTFL. I once had an idiot tailgate me just as I was slowing and getting onto the offramp. So I decided not to hit the brakes and neither did he. 1/4 ways into the offramp, I noticed a puff of dust in the rear mirror. His left wheels went "tight" (understeer) onto the soft shoulder. :laugh:
 
If the amount of time you spend on CEG is more than double of all other non work related sites combined.

Your wife/gf/bf/significant other can name at least 5 other CEGer's despite having never been on the site.

You plan, with specific detail, to attend SZ more than 6 months in advance.

You troll eBay or Craigs List looking for Contours despite not even currently being in the market for one.
 
This thread is great

-If the best day you've had in a long time was caused by seeing 3 svt's in an area you didn't even know where there.

-If you have two different badass plans on making a 10 second contour.....

-If you have a "CEG'er" section on your buddylist on AIM.
 
Trapps said:
Your wife/gf/bf/significant other can name at least 5 other CEGer's despite having never been on the site.

You troll eBay or Craigs List looking for Contours despite not even currently being in the market for one.
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Lol, these are both win, 2nd one i do like its my job
 
im starting to fit into some of these...feels strange, But i dont mind
 
Your NOT a CEG'er if....

-if you have NEVER had a CEL, check coolant light, battery light, or the infamous oops my engine just blew and here pops on the oil light!
 
Well, I get the coolant light every day (park on an incline) so I guess I'm safe :shrug:
 
-If you understand the expression, "the moose is on the loose."

-Have several copper plugs w/different sized holes lying about your place.

-Devised methods to insure that oil doesn't spill on the down-pipe when doing oil changes.

-Actually know what the "mystery mod" is.

-Beg your passengers to use the other rear door as to prevent any severe embarrassment.

-Know the Autolite double platinum sparkplugs part# by heart (APP764).

-Take pictures of your odometer at increments of 50k, 100k...and post it on here, only to have an onslaught of other members posting their current mileage.

-Thinking depressurizing the system when doing a fuel filter change is for pansies.
 
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