frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
bs! female ballerinas are like gymnasts - no taytays
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bs! female ballerinas are like gymnasts - no taytays
i know a good amount that have pretty big honkers. :shrug: They are harder to do partnering work with though, to top heavy though.
Pole120
Addicted CEG'er
But OH SO flexible. :drool:
I don't think I would ever sacrifice seeing huge awesome funbags moving around in action for flexibility. Flexible women demand crazy positions in order to maximize their skill set.... I'm just too out of shape for any of that nonsense.:crazy:
cobrawannabe
Addicted CEG'er
There is an exception to every rule. Not to brag, but I can play with all three:drool:
JnCsvt
CEG'er
Hey Hey, My girlfriend is a Gymnast.. and her ta ta's are large and in charge.
frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
Make sure you bring her to SZ then.
JnCsvt
CEG'er
Im trying, shes not into cars.. so I tried 'car club gathering'
ryanblacksvt
I'm the Dork who ran 14.9 on PassTime. :)
She dosent have to be into cars, the entire weekend isnt all about cars, its more about hanging out, getting drunk, and me flirting with every woman there:laugh:
Speak the truth he does. My wife went last year and she has -100% interest in cars. Not saying she overly enjoyed herself (of course she was on munchkin patrol the entire time) but she went (I keep wanting to say came, but I know how this group thinks:laugh
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ryanblacksvt
I'm the Dork who ran 14.9 on PassTime. :)
No I ment flirting, me flirting with them disappoints them in every way:laugh:
maybe thats why I read munching patrol the first time I read this:crazy:Speak the truth he does. My wife went last year and she has -100% interest in cars. Not saying she overly enjoyed herself (of course she was on munchkin patrol the entire time) but she went (I keep wanting to say came, but I know how this group thinks:laugh
CRGkart44
Is Cruising For A Bruising
that was unnecessary blue... but i still LOLerskated:laugh::laugh:
dTour
CEG'er
1. Fix my banged up fender/mirror/door
2. Get the stereo done (so I can jam all the way there!)
3. Get some wheels on
4. Buff, buff, polish, and do it some more.....
5. That dang wheel bearing!?!?!?!
6. Buy and install BAT kit
I wish it would warm up here already!
2. Get the stereo done (so I can jam all the way there!)
3. Get some wheels on
4. Buff, buff, polish, and do it some more.....
5. That dang wheel bearing!?!?!?!
6. Buy and install BAT kit
I wish it would warm up here already!
JnCsvt
CEG'er
Not saying she overly enjoyed herself (of course she was on munchkin patrol the entire time) but she went (I keep wanting to say came, but I know how this group thinks:laugh
I lol'd at that.
Yeah its not totally about cars.. but I was warned that attractive women get harassed at SZ:laugh: Maybe ill leave her home :laugh:
Hide her from Barge and ryanblacksvt and you're pretty much ok, although Ryan only aims to disappoint:laugh:
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frenchblueC2
amusé par les flatulences
lies
attractive women actually beg the other women to harass them.
You may have just misunderstood.
(backstory for those who don't remember. I was dorking around and grabbing Elky's wife's taytays and bagged's wife yelled at me because I didn't do that to her when I was talking to her earlier) :laugh:
IRingTwyce
I ROCK at bumper cars!
Should I drive 2993, then the list goes like this (in order of importance):
01) Track down and fix the overheating problem. She'll make a 600+ mile trip, but with the heater going full-blast. Even then it's dicey.
02) Roll the rear fenders!
03) Tie rod ends and end-links. One (or possibly both) trailing arms. One is bent, and I might as well put two on as one, no? Then a full alignment.
04) Wet sand the headlights (or swipe the lights off the SE)
05) Convince burrita to sell me his OEM style carbon fiber hood. Barring that, find a T-red in good shape to swap in.
06) Possibly different suspension. The Eibachs are way too bouncy. Maybe some K-sports if I have the $$ to spare (see #5).
07) Sort out the AC and find why it isn't working. I HATE having to drive with the window down!
08) Work on the sound system. Swap in the Pioneer unit and Sirius receiver that I have, and ditch the crappy Dual HU that I pulled out of the black project car in a pinch.
09) New windshield, and possibly new tint (if I can figure out how to remove the old tint from the rear window without trashing the defroster grid).
10) Fix the dash-lip curl. It's like the car is always sneering at me. Ungrateful I tell you!
01) Track down and fix the overheating problem. She'll make a 600+ mile trip, but with the heater going full-blast. Even then it's dicey.
02) Roll the rear fenders!
03) Tie rod ends and end-links. One (or possibly both) trailing arms. One is bent, and I might as well put two on as one, no? Then a full alignment.
04) Wet sand the headlights (or swipe the lights off the SE)
05) Convince burrita to sell me his OEM style carbon fiber hood. Barring that, find a T-red in good shape to swap in.
06) Possibly different suspension. The Eibachs are way too bouncy. Maybe some K-sports if I have the $$ to spare (see #5).
07) Sort out the AC and find why it isn't working. I HATE having to drive with the window down!
08) Work on the sound system. Swap in the Pioneer unit and Sirius receiver that I have, and ditch the crappy Dual HU that I pulled out of the black project car in a pinch.
09) New windshield, and possibly new tint (if I can figure out how to remove the old tint from the rear window without trashing the defroster grid).
10) Fix the dash-lip curl. It's like the car is always sneering at me. Ungrateful I tell you!