Sweet! Anyone want to buy a Volvo wagon?
Hilarious! Loved this post.
I don't know why I didn't see this sooner -- buddy of mine pointed it out to me. Man, those Crown Vics were great cars. A few months ago, I looked at a loaded (leather, premium sound, etc.) 1987 Crown Vic -- the second year of the SEFI 302. Prior to seeing it, I was pretty jazzed, as it only had 12,000 miles on it, and the Carfax supported that. However, the reality was a different story. While the inside of the car would have cleaned up well, the poor beast had been left outside for a year or two without attention after a lifetime of garaging. Making things more interesting was the fact that the airbox was out of the car when I got there (oddly, the guy selling it was a mechanic -- you'd have figured he'd have had the car running to show it).
In a scene that you wouldn't even have run into on the Red Green show, the guy comes out and starts dousing the throttle body with ether and asks me to turn the key. Nothing. He and an associate start beating hell out of the solenoid, and we key it again. Nothing. We eventually got the crank to turn a couple times, but nothing beyond that. He went into the shop to get a new solenoid, but I tossed the keys off to the second in command and got the hell out of there in search of a cold beer. Sad to see such a noble steed neglected that way. Could have been a stellar car.
Thanks, Elky, for posting this. Even though I'm not in the market right now, owning both the SVT and the supercharged Cougar, it's still cool to see these old boats.
