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I've come to the realization over the weekend that I do not want to invest any time/money into getting to know someone in order to get into their pants...I'm such a pig, if I didn't know any better, I'd think I was growing a penis.
 
So I forgot to mention I finally went to a strip club. I just happened to end up going to Mardi Gras in Springfield two Thursdays ago for my friend's birthday (a chick! lol!). The birthday girl got to motorboat a stripper :drool:
 
Good man. I love going with broads. Makes it more fun.

And I went with a BIRTHDAY BROAD no less! Good times!

Also saw quite possibly the FUNNIEST thing EVER: One of the strippers was trashed and attempting to walk across the stage, and was about to cross one of the bar areas (where there's a huge gap in the stage), and she just fell STRAIGHT in. It's like the just up and disappeared! I was dying laughing :laugh:
 
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