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zorrex said:
and i went with a birthday broad no less! Good times!

Also saw quite possibly the funniest thing ever: One of the strippers was trashed and attempting to walk across the stage, and was about to cross one of the bar areas (where there's a huge gap in the stage), and she just fell straight in. It's like the just up and disappeared! I was dying laughing :laugh:
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noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
 
PeppermintPatty said:
cigarettes, booze & like they haven't showered in a week & haven't brushed their teeth...ever

I'm mean, ya peeps in the bar smell like cigarettes & booze, but not quite to this extent...oh god, when they cook up there it comes through all the vents & the place winds up smelling like cabbage or cat or something. The standing joke is "they are doing their laundry"


so if you can keep them at a distance from your face they are alot of fun...like the one that drug me onto the dance floor & stripped, rubbing all over WHORE!!!...I had to say no when her nekkid azz followed me to the bathroom. She bit my ex's cheek when my ex wouldn't kiss her. She was also beating up on the guys, funny- the madame came in & drug her crazy azz back to work...cursing in azn. There's been a few that have come in, Connie, by far was the nuttiest.

From what I understand they have a big hot tub & a giant walk-in shower up there...too bad they don't use them.
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Connie showed me her fortune cookie last Fri & tried to get me to wipe her azz in the bathroom...she owns the spa now
 
I'm still shaking my head...weird, she didn't smell this time


my friends are razzing me bad, the scratches on my neck have finally healed, lol



best part: I didn't have to pay for it & she bought my drinks!
 
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on a boobs related subject...there are rumors floating around that the abandoned building near my work (formerly a bar/restaurant) is going to be a hooters...

...let's hope it's true! Otherwise whoever started that rumor is an evil genius.
 
iBrent said:
on a boobs related subject...there are rumors floating around that the abandoned building near my work (formerly a bar/restaurant) is going to be a hooters...

...let's hope it's true! Otherwise whoever started that rumor is an evil genius.
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*sniff sniff*

I smell future meet!
 
ElKy said:
pics in my inbox or it didn't happen!!!!


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srsly...send the pics
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clothed...but I could still feel 'em. It'll be FTW one of these days, none to soon I can guarantee
 
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