Lord Stanley
Hard-core CEG'er
Ahh, I love this thread; we are such a unique breed 
there has already been a thread titled something like this.... search and post there
here it is, post there:
http://www.contour.org/ceg-vb/showthread.php?t=20377&highlight=contour+owner
Hahahahaha!you know you drive a contour when the happiest day of your life is when the check engine light finally burns out