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You might be a CEG'er if....

you are reading ceg on your desktop, iphone and talking with ceg members on facebook all at the same time :eek: :blackeye:








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haha
when i got the 2000 SVT driveable i was doing that (as best i could) in the back yard trying to clean the rotors a little.
 
-your mom tells you that you can take her ESCORT out for the night.
-You get a parking ticket at school for parking your TAURUS in the wrong place, and get the ticket dismissed on the basis that it isn't a taurus (true story).
-you call your friend, yelling "IT WENT OFF! IT WENT OFF!" when your driving down the road, only to have to call them abck 5 minutes later to inform them that your CEL is back on.
-you know what CEL stands for.
-you can take turns faster then the passenger thought was physically possible in a Ford.
you've had your shoe filled with pepsi because you turned while there was a beverage in your cup holder.
 
You read a thread about another CEG'er getting rear ended. You reply with...

Too bad man, How much for the front bumper, UIM, LIM, and cams?
 
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Silver Bullet said:
Guess I'm not a true CEG'r then, haha don't even know what that term means. Even Goggle couldn't help me, must be an inside joke here :shrug:
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most definitely is :laugh:

I don't think "Goggle" will help you much.
I'd point you to the CEG Archives but they're down.

Gotta watch out for those grannies too!
 
Pale Horse said:
You might be a CEG'er if:

***You know who Robert Knauber is.
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Oh yeah, I do. He and 69Boss302 (Mike) came to my house installing the MSDS headers for me last year.

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Yeah number 20!

Yeah number 20!

rouar said:
20. For some odd reason, you have a desire to meet with other people that own a similar sedan so you can 'cruise'.
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bout three months ago when my tour was still black gloss and a little sexy with my 12000k hids i was drinving threw a plaza and some kid flashed his lights at me(he had an SE sport) we talked for about an hour, now we chill couple times a week, first week i made a grille for him second week i threw in hids, cant let a follow tour drive around with stock grille and lights:laugh:
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one more indication

one more indication

You might be a CEGer if:

You have drained your battery because of hitting the oreo switch inadvertently and turning on the interior lights for a week. Then put in LEDs so that if it happened again, the battery wouldn't go dead.
 
TourDeForce said:
You might be a CEGer if...


--- You want to get a beater car for winter, but you can't think of any car cheaper than a Contour that you could tolerate driving.
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amen...been trolling for a beater for a few weeks and the only thing that really got me going was a 98 zetec with a busted timing belt for $800.
 
You might be a CEG'er if you heard this from people you talk to about your car, "yea but at the end of the day it's still just a contour."
 
you might be a ceg'er if you fly in from the farthest states in america to drink beer in a parking lot for a weekend
 
you have CEG as your homepage and you make threads titled, "ill be leaving here for awhile" like you need to slowly ween off a drug.
 
If you've ever had the following conversation with a group of people

You: Hi my name is Dave
Group: Hi Dave!
You: I have an addiction to 10+ year old cars that nobody cares about or has even heard of and it consumes pretty much all of my free time.

Following that you are immediately moved into one-one counseling
 
D.Acker said:
If you've ever had the following conversation with a group of people

You: Hi my name is Dave
Group: Hi Dave!
You: I have an addiction to 10+ year old cars that nobody cares about or has even heard of and it consumes pretty much all of my free time.

Following that you are immediately moved into one-one counseling
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lmgdao! you crack me up Dave!
 
Here how is this for one.


You win a BRAND new truck that you turn around and sell, one main reason being to buy a CSVT..................

I need some :help: myself lol
 
icysvt said:
Here how is this for one.


You win a BRAND new truck that you turn around and sell, one main reason being to buy a CSVT..................

I need some :help: myself lol
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LMAO I remember the person doing that on here lol, but don't remember his user name
 
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