You might be a CEG'er if....

[Bill J. at Team Ford]

-- you freaked out when it cost $50 to replace your broken cupholder

-- you saved up money to buy new control arms, that you know will need to be replaced soon.

-- you know of 2 words that know one else knows about "Knauberized" and "Decontented".

BTW, It's not my fault this place has horrible "Muzak" for being on hold. :crazy:

 

[TheMexicanJob]

- if Bill J. has hooked you up with parts

- you know what is meant when you hear " i got it from tousley"

 

[limeyscott]

-replacing your water pump by 70k is simple "preventative maintainence"

 

[AliasJerk]

after every time you drive your car you check for fluid leaks.

 

[Tourige]

you don't own a contour, you aren't allowed to contribute.

Man you're getting retarded with this.

Another thing owning a contour taught me:

-Everytime you hear a (squeak/rattle/noise) you freak out and try to figure out what is wrong.

 

[Reebs]

Man you're getting retarded with this.

Chill dude. Just razzzin you a bit.






..... because you deserve and need it!

 

[TheMexicanJob]

Chill dude. Just razzzin you a bit.






..... because you deserve and need it!

 

[Tourige]

Chill dude. Just razzzin you a bit.






..... because you deserve and need it!

Haha, no i don't care about that. Just Alex, every post it's the exact same crap from him.

 

[TheMexicanJob]

Haha, no i don't care about that. Just Alex, every post it's the exact same crap from him.

cause i haven't caught **** before. relax man. i think you have a better tolerance so far when compared to rawburt and his headlights. :laugh: i think he cried....yea he did, aliasjerk told me that he had to comfort him in his arms while rawburt cried himself to sleep.

 

[Tourige]

cause i haven't caught **** before. relax man. i think you have a better tolerance so far when compared to rawburt and his headlights. :laugh: i think he cried....yea he did, aliasjerk told me that he had to comfort him in his arms while rawburt cried himself to sleep.

That would be a weird sight.

 

[svttour]

-- you freaked out when it cost $50 to replace your broken cupholder

-- you saved up money to buy new control arms, that you know will need to be replaced soon.

-- you know of 2 words that know one else knows about "Knauberized" and "Decontented".

BTW, It's not my fault this place has horrible "Muzak" for being on hold. :crazy:

It starts to get catchy after being on hold for 15+ mins sometimes lol!!!!

 

[TheMexicanJob]

That would be a weird sight.

yes, quite. glad i was only told about it.

 

[Berkel]

- if you get compliments on your taurus! "i've never seen one like that before"

- if your coolant light is on because your coolant IS NOT OVERFILLED ENOUGH! Needs more coolant!

couldn't repeat these two enough

My roommate just told me today.. "this is the nicest escort i've ever seen!" :laugh:

 

[Tourige]

-When a 2.2 60' Is your best of the night.

 

[rcksvtcontour]

WOw

WOw

So true!!!!! so true!!!!!!

 

[rouar]

.. you get compliments on your "tricked out Contour" when it's merely a stock SVT

 

[Aaron88]

When you've actually found something useful to hang from that hook on the glove box...

 

[Smalls]

-when people ask why you put a body kit on a grandma car :troutslap:

-when you hear someone say "spice rack" and laugh

 

[BAD SVT]

-when people ask why you put a body kit on a grandma car :troutslap:

-when you hear someone say "spice rack" and laugh

u know what? i never actually got the thing about the spice racks . must be an old joke or sumthn

 

[TheMexicanJob]

search spice rack and see what turns up.