Hahahaha. That was a beautifully contradictory post. Let's sum it up.
Paragraph 1: Stop making fun of Zetecs, they were NOT meant in any way, shape, or form to be fast.
Paragraph 2: People should be allowed to do whatever they want to with their cars, even mod one that was definitely not made to be fast.
And no, it's not "retards" like me that try and race Zetecs. I knew what I owned, I knew what it was capable of, and never pretended it was something it wasn't. And PUH-LEASE show me the data you apparently have showing that the average car sold today runs better than a ~15.4 1/4 mile like a stock SVT would...let alone low 14s like my 3.0 does. Oh wait, you're making an argument from an irrational, emotional standpoint, devoid of any data to back it up.
And secondly, yes I do care what people do to their cars. Why do most Hondas get very little respect today? Because tons of idiots think they can make their base model Civic a racecar by adding a muffler, intake, neons, and stickers. In general, Hondas have a phenomenal aftermarket and a lot of potential, but their reputation is ruined by idiots thinking they're driving something that they're really not.
In the same way, idiots taking an ATX Zetec, adding a $150 (still unpainted) body kit, stickerzzzzzz, rimzzzzzz, and whatever else they can find at AutoZone diminishes the Contour's reputation. It's already bad enough that I drive a grandma car, I don't need anyone's help in making it look worse.
But by all means, feel free to disregard any evidence I've provided or asked for and knee-jerk-react to this post and disagree with me based on the fact that you don't like me.