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You might be a CEG'er if....

you are reading ceg on your desktop, iphone and talking with ceg members on facebook all at the same time :eek: :blackeye:








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haha
when i got the 2000 SVT driveable i was doing that (as best i could) in the back yard trying to clean the rotors a little.
 
-your mom tells you that you can take her ESCORT out for the night.
-You get a parking ticket at school for parking your TAURUS in the wrong place, and get the ticket dismissed on the basis that it isn't a taurus (true story).
-you call your friend, yelling "IT WENT OFF! IT WENT OFF!" when your driving down the road, only to have to call them abck 5 minutes later to inform them that your CEL is back on.
-you know what CEL stands for.
-you can take turns faster then the passenger thought was physically possible in a Ford.
you've had your shoe filled with pepsi because you turned while there was a beverage in your cup holder.
 
You read a thread about another CEG'er getting rear ended. You reply with...

Too bad man, How much for the front bumper, UIM, LIM, and cams?
 
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Silver Bullet said:
Guess I'm not a true CEG'r then, haha don't even know what that term means. Even Goggle couldn't help me, must be an inside joke here :shrug:
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most definitely is :laugh:

I don't think "Goggle" will help you much.
I'd point you to the CEG Archives but they're down.

Gotta watch out for those grannies too!
 
Yeah number 20!

Yeah number 20!

rouar said:
20. For some odd reason, you have a desire to meet with other people that own a similar sedan so you can 'cruise'.
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bout three months ago when my tour was still black gloss and a little sexy with my 12000k hids i was drinving threw a plaza and some kid flashed his lights at me(he had an SE sport) we talked for about an hour, now we chill couple times a week, first week i made a grille for him second week i threw in hids, cant let a follow tour drive around with stock grille and lights:laugh:
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one more indication

one more indication

You might be a CEGer if:

You have drained your battery because of hitting the oreo switch inadvertently and turning on the interior lights for a week. Then put in LEDs so that if it happened again, the battery wouldn't go dead.
 
TourDeForce said:
You might be a CEGer if...


--- You want to get a beater car for winter, but you can't think of any car cheaper than a Contour that you could tolerate driving.
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amen...been trolling for a beater for a few weeks and the only thing that really got me going was a 98 zetec with a busted timing belt for $800.
 
You might be a CEG'er if you heard this from people you talk to about your car, "yea but at the end of the day it's still just a contour."
 
you might be a ceg'er if you fly in from the farthest states in america to drink beer in a parking lot for a weekend
 
you have CEG as your homepage and you make threads titled, "ill be leaving here for awhile" like you need to slowly ween off a drug.
 
If you've ever had the following conversation with a group of people

You: Hi my name is Dave
Group: Hi Dave!
You: I have an addiction to 10+ year old cars that nobody cares about or has even heard of and it consumes pretty much all of my free time.

Following that you are immediately moved into one-one counseling
 
D.Acker said:
If you've ever had the following conversation with a group of people

You: Hi my name is Dave
Group: Hi Dave!
You: I have an addiction to 10+ year old cars that nobody cares about or has even heard of and it consumes pretty much all of my free time.

Following that you are immediately moved into one-one counseling
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lmgdao! you crack me up Dave!
 
Here how is this for one.


You win a BRAND new truck that you turn around and sell, one main reason being to buy a CSVT..................

I need some :help: myself lol
 
icysvt said:
Here how is this for one.


You win a BRAND new truck that you turn around and sell, one main reason being to buy a CSVT..................

I need some :help: myself lol
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LMAO I remember the person doing that on here lol, but don't remember his user name
 
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